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Monday, March 17, 2008  

it was
weird.
a parable of the changing nature of themusic industry, perhaps?
god knows.
peian
lol
ok
or just that Michael Jackson is past his prime and should retreat gracefully

yahoo
yeah that too
well it was relally arrogant of him to think he could sing the song the other dude had already just sang
who incidentally, i forgot to say
was black.
and not in a michael jackson way.

posted by Scout | 2:01 AM
 

its not really early
i know i was up late
and i feel wretched
but i wanted to get up before janet comes etc
brb uggggh need coffeeee blurrrrrh
last thing happened in my dream was me tapdancing for you lol
peaian
sweet!!!
On our wedding day you can tap for me
yahoo
lolyou will be tapping me my darling
if i have anything to do with it
that was the other thing
we were kjinda having sex in public
we hadnt got all that far thgouh
when i woke up
they were talking on radio about closing 2,500 post offices round england coz they are "not profitable"
and all these callers were gettingfurious saying
"it's a public service! do you expect profits from schools? from hospitals?! it's supposed to be a government service, not a business venture!!!"
and i so bet
the govt is lopping off the most financially unsavoury parts
of the post system
so it can privatise it, and have a more tempting package to sell
peaan
thats a pretty bold statement to make
but nevertheless..........an acurate one
yahoo
lol yeah well its transparent to me.
oh michael jackson was in my dream lol
him and the australian idol winner
the latter sung this song that was going round and had been number one for nearly a year
and then after a few other Australia Day acts
(it was this notverycrowded australia day gig with the major of sydney at it - classy stuff)
(not)
anyway after some other acts it was micahel's turn
and he started singing the song the idol winner had sung
and everyone was rapt when the idol winner sang
but when michael sang everyone turned their backs
so he trailed off, and the mayor said
"michael jackson everyone! what song would you all like him to sing?"
the major's face was being rebroadcast over screens so the public further away could see, but it was so unneccessary coz
z
hardly anyone had turned up anyway
and there was this void of painful silence
and michael looked about to sing into microphone
and a few people started quietly slow-clapping as though he'd already finished
so without singing he stepped back in line with the other artists
shortly after, the idol dude left on a helicopter

posted by Scout | 1:57 AM


Sunday, March 16, 2008  

but she couldn't eat. and as she sat staring at the impenetrable surface of the soup, a gluggy despair came sluddering up in her, filling her throat, and she had to close her eyes to hold it in, hold her breath.

posted by Scout | 11:21 AM
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